if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
This should not that funny. But it is.
I AM FUCKING SCREEEEEEEAAAAMMMMINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
giant barks and teeny mews
that is all
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.
Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.
I just…I feel confused and lied to.
just imagine Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki
This sounds like one of those maths puzzles.
If Jensen is taller than Benedict and Jared is taller than Jensen how afraid will Martin be of being stepped on by Jared?
NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness
and now, the weather
pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
i wonder why when women write teen novels they’re categorized as chicklit yet when jgreen writes teen novels hes a nyt best selling author and praised as understanding the tru nature of teens nvm i know why